By Craig Kwasniewski
Even go to a bar and see some smoking hot blonde and her ugly ass friend? I always loved this, it's not enough that the blonde's turning heads, but she has to roll out with her bitter troll-like friend to eliminate all competition.
Well, the 2007-08 Oklahoma City Sonics are going with that theory. Not only did the Sonics ship away all their talent in Ray Allen and Rashard Lewis, guaranteeing that this truly is Kevin Durant's team on the floor. But, they also signed the ugliest teammates and coaches in the league, guaranteeing that Durant will secure every single endorsement deal out there. So on and off the floor you have no choice but to focus in on Kevin Durant. Brilliant!
Back to the hot blonde and her friend... This situation puts a lot of pressure on the wingman. His job is to occupy the ugly chick until the hot blonde is "secured." One misstep and the troll-ish one is grabbing her blonde friend and taking off too soon... hence the phrase Troll Killer. It's the true test of the wingman's ability and dedication to play that roll... and believe us, Brett and I have done our share of troll killing.
Anyway, take a look at Durant's troll-like team, even down to the mascot, Squatch (but thankfully not their dancers... wow! They're definitely worthy of a post of their own).:





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