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Thoughts on the Lakers DURING the Draft

By Craig Kwasniewski

Hey, the Lakers aren't drafting until the #60 pick, so I have a ton of time to myself.... almost too much time.  So while we're waiting for the most uneventful Lakers pick since, well since last season (Darius Morris anyone), here are a few Lakers thoughts mulling about my head:

1 - The Pau Gasol Situation:  It's the pink elephant in the room.  Do the Lakers trade Gasol and start their salary slashing drive this summer or keep him for next summer?  The nasty, brutal cap kicks in during the 2013-14 season, giving the Lakers one full season to spend freely before the clock strikes midnight and the party's all over.  Keeping with that metaphor, do they keep drinking and hope liquid courage lands the hot chick (title contention in 2013) but risk rejection and a potential DUI or do they leave the party early and hope to hook up another day?

I say, keep Gasol for one full season and see what happens with just a few minor tweaks to the roster.  Depending on who you ask, Kobe is nearing the end or just past the end of his prime.  He's got maybe 2 or 3 legit All-Star seasons left in his body so why not try to go big one last time?

Gasol is too skilled of a player to sell off for draft picks with flotsam and jetsam and though the Josh Smith rumor is intriguing (VERY intriguing) it doesn't match his basketball IQ.  Need I remind you, Gasol was the second best player during their three straight Finals appearances.  Unless the Lakers can grab All-Star talent in return, there's no need to ship the sensitive Spaniard just because of a bad pass in a playoff game.

2 - One last thing on Gasol:  Lakers fans like their bigs to be physical brute forces.  It drives them batty when Gasol finger rolls a layup instead of knocking bodies around and breaking bones.  For that reason alone he's never considered "untouchable."  Mix in the 2008 Finals, his 2011 flameout (obviously burnt out from three straight Finals runs) and THAT PASS against OKC and Lakers fans want him gone.  They don't care what they get in return.  They don't care what you do with it, bring it where you got it before.  Get it out of here... I don't care!!!

Or something like that.

3 - The Artest/Metta Situation:  The Lakers are also trying to rid themselves of Metta World Peace's contact.  If you asked me back in March I'd be completely on board. Then we learned he had nerve damage that wrecked half of last season and once he recovered he was playing his best basketball since Game 7.

Suddenly, outside of Kobe, Metta's the Lakers only true gamer on the team.  His shutdown defense of Gallinari and Andre Miller in Game 7 keyed the Lakers win.  And as the OKC series showed, this team lacks playoff toughness (Steve Blake might be the only other guy).  If the Lakers are going ALL IN for 2012-13, then Artest needs to be a part of the team. 

4 - Bynum Trade Runors:  Let's get this one out of the way FAST!  Andrew Bynum is not getting traded!   He's almost the only evidence that Jim Buss exists.  The Lakers hired a coaching staff to feature him, are looking to trade Gasol for players to fit better around him and are working their salary structure to keep him long term.  The CP3 trade that didn't happen was the Lakers trying to build their own Magic-Kareem pair for the future.  He is their future and he's not ever getting traded.  Done and done... let's move on.

5 - The ONE Gasol Trade Rumor I Like... maybe:  Outside of the dream scenario where the Lakers land D-Will and Dwight Howard for Bynum, Gasol and stuff, the legit Gasol trade rumor that I kind of like is the Josh Smith one.  Fine, throw all the "enjoy 20-foot jumpers!!!" at me but he's actually a decent fit for the Lakers.  Mike Brown needs a stretch 4 (turns out, turning Gasol into a softer Brad Miller isn't really a good thing) to run his unimaginative offense and Smith fits that role perfectly.  Plus the Lakers sorely need his athleticism and at 26 he's the right age to build a solid core with Bynum.  The downside is his hoops IQ is nowhere near Gasol and moving his game from athletic attacker to jump shooter reeks of VInce Carter.  Also the Lakers will have to take salary to make the deal work (Marvin Williams?!?!?)... but of all the legit rumors, this one doesn't immediately knock the Lakers out of title contention.

Thoughts on the Draft Day Trades

By Craig Kwasniewski

I'm not really up on all the players drafted yesterday since the only NCAA hoops I watched all year was from the Las Vegas Hilton on the first weekend of March Maddness... Basically my knowledge on the college scene falls somewhere between Stu Scott and Rick Kamla (or Vanilla Scott as I like to call him).

So here are my thoughts on the trades from the past 48-hours:

1 - Shaq to Cleveland:  Props to the NBA media for not overreacting and proclaiming the Cavs the 2010 NBA Champs. Props to Danny Ferry for going "all in" and taking a chance on Shaq, hoping to convince LeBron to re-sign in 2010.  And props for Donald T. Sterling 2.0 for completely ruining one of the NBA's greatest franchises and killing Steve Nash's final years as a player.  This trade has way more questions than answers. 

Will Shaq play second fiddle to the league's biggest alpha dog?  He thinks Kobe was bad but LeBron runs EVERYTHING in Cleveland.  His teammates, his gags, his front office... this is LeBron's team.  From Penny to Kobe to Wade... all three All-Stars were young and didn't have the locker room pull that LeBron has.  Kobe was stubborn and always battling Shaq to be THE number one, but Shaq always had the Lakers roster and coaching staff on his side.  Shaq is clearly the outsider in Cleveland, will his ego accept being a number #2?

And don't tell me that he settled in with Phoenix as the #2!  Just one season in, the Suns were slowing things down and dumping to Shaq just like all the previous teams he played for.  Now we're hearing that Nash requested the Suns trade away Shaq.  He's 37 years old and he's never changed his demeanor as a player.  Why would he change now?

Will Shaq have patience for Mike Brown, the guy who was thoroughly out-coached by Mr. Master of Panic Stan Van Gundy?  As the Eastern Conference Finals showed us (and as I've been literally screaming for years!), the Cavs have one play in their offensive playbook.  Just one!  High screen and roll for LeBron where his options are: 1) step back for a three, 2) drive down the lane, 3) pass to the corner for a three, 4) hit the rolling big man to the hoop.  That's it!  But LeBron is so damn talented that he normally overcomes defenses (well expect when playing the Lakers, Orlando or Boston, but NOBODY seemed to remember this during the regular season DESPITE THE LAKERS SWEEPING THEM!!!)  Anyway, Mike Brown is CLEARLY the worst head coach that Shaquille O'Neal has played for (and yes that includes Terry Porter and Del Harris).

The Cavs now have their first low-post option since a pre-lockout Shawn Kemp in 1998.  Will Mike Brown add a second page to his offensive playbook and post up Shaq?  What happens when they face Orlando during a regular season game and start trailing?  Will Shaq DEMAND the ball during timeouts or will Mike Brown freeze up (like in the ECF's) and just ask LeBron to save them?  How soon before Shaq realizes the huge gap in ability between Mike Brown and Stan Van Gundy?

Does this trade make LeBron Tom Hagen?  Or is he Connie?  One of Shaq's best quotes was his comparison of his superstar teammates to the Corleone Family.  Penny Hardaway was Fredo (hilarious), Kobe was Sonny (temperamentally very true) and Dwyane Wade was Michael (maybe).  There's really only two left, Connie and the adopted Tom Hagen.  The way I see it, Steve Nash and LeBron is Tom Hagen who was one of the smarter and more appearance-savvy members of the Corleone Family... much like LeBron.  Nash as Connie totally makes sense considering Connie was the least valuable sibling in the Corleone family (BTW - Nash and Shaq combined for ONE playoff victory)... HOWEVER her actions did lead to Sonny’s death. And Nash did eliminate Kobe twice in the playoffs.

2 - Vince Carter to Orlando:  The Magic gave up virtually nothing and got a former All-Star to add depth to the defending Eastern Conference Champ AND/OR a quality back-up plan in case Hedo leaves.  A brilliant deal!  If Orlando gets 80% of Vince Carter from his All-Star days AND they re-sign Hedo you're looking at the favorites in the Eastern Conference.  They added scoring and athletic depth and another player that will force defenses to spread out and give Howard even more space to score from down low.  If Howard expands his low-post game (which he will), the look out, this might be the next NBA Champs.

If Hedo leaves, they are still one of the top contenders.  With Carter they'll get a player like Hedo who can clear out defenses and iso during crunch time.  But I think Hedo will stay in Orlando.  Now all of this depends on Carter's motivation... which should be high now that he's closer to a NBA title than ever before.

Here's my question... With Cleveland and Orlando making major moves, will Boston try to counter?

3 - Richard Jefferson to San Antonio:  Spurs get Richard Jefferson for left-over garbage (Bowen, Oberto and Thomas).  I guess Popovich is no longer complaining that the league needs a trade czar because this is almost as one-sided as the Gasol trade last year. In fact, one could argue that the Grizzlies got more because of Marc Gasol... a promising big.  The Spurs trade old size and defense and get a proven athletic scorer in Jefferson.  This trade gets the Spurs back in the second round of the playoffs but it doesn't counter the Lakers size.

Now if the Spurs can somehow find a way to sign Rasheed Wallace, then they become the odds on favorite in the West. 

4 - Jamal Crawford to Atlanta:  Wow another high-scoring player with ZERO basketball IQ!  Just when you though the Hawks were the dumbest team in the NBA, they just found a new level of supid-itude (a way of saying suckitude except with stupid).  I really can't find a proper word for how dumb this team is... but what do you expect from a team whose head coach's game face is the "who farted??" look!  Such a MEH trade!

5 - Amare to Golden State:  This isn't official until July 8th (or until EVERY Phoenix Suns season ticket holder skips town) but it looks like a done deal.  So in two seasons the Suns go from the SSOL, high-scoring, high-impact, fun to watch and with several All-Stars and a major contender to NOTHING.  What a shame!  Robert Sarver IS Donald T. Sterling 2.0 make no mistake about it.  

Initial trade rumors have the Warrior sending Curry over with Biedrins, but now I hear they're keeping Curry.  So why give up a relatively young annual All-Star with a very exciting game for absolutely nothing? 

Knock on the Clippers all you want but since they moved into Staples Center they've at least tried to assemble a team with talent.  Mis-guided efforts aside, every season Clippers fans at least have a small glint of hope when they look at their roster (Barron Davis, Marcus Camby, Eric Gordon, Blake Griffin... these are players with talent!).  But teams like Phoenix, Memphis, Sacramento and Charlotte don't even try... they're a lottery team BEFORE October!  Why plunk down hard earned $$ to even watch this crap.

Watching Phoenix dissolve into this garbage is sad.... Screw you Sarver!

A Look Back at the Playoff Preseason (First Round) - Eastern Conference

By Craig Kwasniewski 

Three weekends later and the first round is finally over.... finally! 

Remember the times when the first round was 5 games and was over by April 25th? Remember when the second round started as soon as the opponents were set?  Remember the excitement of 2 or 3 games a day no matter what with practically every game having some sort of meaning? Take away the ultra competitive Bulls - Celtics series and we were left with a bunch of yawners in the first round. I know the NBA will never reduce playoff games, but the first round looks more like a playoff preseason, even finishing behind the NHL in excitement. And the NBA should NEVER take a back seat to playoff hockey!!! 

Anyway, let's take a quick look back at all eight series in the newly christened Playoff Preseason: 

Cleveland beats Detroit 4-0: YAWN! (And that was from Piston fans who didn't sell their seats to Cavs fans.) If we're claiming the Bulls-Celtics series one of the greatest ever... ever...ever (echo-echo-echo) and making lists proclaiming it as such then let's to a list of the worst ever call this what it was: an abortion! Basically this was the worst playoff series since the Celtics-Pacers in 2004.  

The Pistons gave up on the season way back in November when Joe Dumars hired Michael "I'm afraid to stand up to my veterans" Curry and shipped their leader, their heart and their soul in Chauncey Billups to Denver for Allen Iverson's expiring contract. You gotta hand it to Joe Dumars, he not only killed one of the most successful teams in professional sports but he also ripped the heart out of Iverson and offered it to Kali Ma like that dude in Temple of Doom. The end result is collision of a team on a mission against a team mailing it in. I'm guessing Stern didn't consider this when expanding the Playoff Preseason to 7 games.  

Orlando beats Philadelphia 4-2: If these teams actually had fans this might have been a little more exciting. Instead the only entertainment factor was watching the TNT crew rip the Magic apart for their offense, their coach, their star players, their role players, their fans, their city... everything. When did the Orlando Magic become the Terrell Owens of the NBA? I get that their offense is bland and uninspiring and that Dwight Howard is not yet at the level of playoff superhero but take it easy fellas. The Magic CLEARLY aren't in the same category of the Lakers, Cavs or Celtics but just a level below with Denver (thanks to their GM Joe Dumars).  I feel they're headed in the right direction. I just think Orlando like NOLA last year benefited playing the role of upstart team and stole a few W's here and there (hello Lakers!). We'll see what happens next year when they play all season with a HUGE target on their back. 

Atlanta beats Miami 4-3: Again since we're now all about absolutes, is this the worst 7-game series ever? The closest game was 10 points! Even worse, those loud 4-letter bombs you hear are coming from the ABC and TNT offices after missing out on the ratings winfall of LeBron vs. Wade. How did David Stern let this pass? The 2006 Stern would give Wade 30 to 40 freethows, the 2006 Stern would have fouled out Mike Bibby AND Joe Johnson, the 2006 Stern would have had Joe Crawford give the Hawks three tech's... oh he did?... well it least he got that right.  The 2006 Stern would have found a way to make LeBron vs. Wade happen.    

Anyway, the only other thing I got from this series is Mike Woodson's "who just farted?" face. Call me crazy but if your coach looks confused, panicked and annoyed AT THE SAME TIME... well I'm not feeling too confident unless I have a ghost writer coach like Tom Thibodeau.

Boston beats Chicago 4-3:  The greatest series ever!  The greatest clutch-ness ever!  The greatest fans ever!  The greatest coaching ever!  (SCREEECH-CRASH!!!)

Okay stop right there!  This definitely was one of the most competitive series ever.  Five of the seven games went down to the last possession with each team showing extreme cantaloupe-sized balls.  But let's take a pause before rating this as the greatest ever.  As the TNT crew said, this series was close because of parity.  If Boston had KG this goes maybe 5 and we're all talking about how boring the 2009 Playoff Preseason was.   If Chicago had a head coach they win in 5 (seriously, how many times will Ray Allen be single-guarded with the C's down three?  And how many games did Del Negro lose because he ran out of TO's?).  If Derrick Rose actually knew how to play defense the Bulls win in 6.  If Paul Pierce wasn't so run down from carrying the Celtics to 60 wins, the Celtics win in 5.  But none of that happened and instead we witnessed easily the most competitive in the Playoff Preseason since the league expanded to 7 games.  But to call it the best playoff series ever is absolutely insane. 

The best ever are filled with drama, with stars, with destiny and a feeling of importance.  Take the 1981 Eastern Conference Finals between Celtics-76ers, you have the drama (five games decided by 2 or less), the stars (Dr. J near the end of his prime and Bird coming into his own) and you have the importance (playing for a Finals appearance).  Remember last year's Suns-Spurs Game 1?  At the time people were calling it the greatest playoff game ever, basically erasing 60 plus years of NBA history along the way.  But in the end the series fizzled in 5 with neither team having any relevance in the NBA title hunt last year.  Now Game 1 is just a 30 second commercial and nothing else. 

Let's see how Boston does for the rest of the playoffs before we rank this series in history.  If they somehow find a way to compete with Cleveland in the Eastern Conference Finals then we're talking a heroic effort along the likes of the 1987 Celtics, who fought tooth, nail and broken ankles through to the NBA Finals.  BTW - one of my favorite teams in NBA history and a true lesson on how to properly defend a title (2006 Miami Heat I'm talking to you!).  However, if they get bounced easily by Orlando, then the Bull-Celtics series will be easily replaced by whatever close 7-game series happens next year.  

One final note about this series:  Rondo was great, but not THAT great.  What I'm sayin' is that he's put together some very impressive numbers against ZERO defense.  The Bulls focused on shutting down Paul Pierce and sagged far away from Rondo, giving him a slew of WIDE OPEN jumpers.  Also, early in the series Derrick Rose played matador defense and leaked out for fastbreak opportunities.  We heard Doc Rivers pointing that out during a timeout and Rondo took advantage to the tune of a near triple-double average.  Before we start comparing Rondo to Isiah Thomas, Magic Johnson or even Chris Paul let's see what he does with defenses actually focused on him.  But WIDE OPEN is still WIDE OPEN and Rondo made the Bulls pay for not defending him one iota... so I guess he's got that going for him. 

One more final note:  Will Boston drop a banner and throw a parade for eliminating a 7-seed at home?

Monday Morning Point Guard

By Craig Kwasniewski 

March Madness eat your heart out! One weekend down and there were several upsets, a few stinkers and a couple expected results. As much as I love the whole one and done March Madness thing, you don't get the physical play, the adjustments and strategy that a 7-game series offers. Here are a few thoughts with one game down in each series: 

Boston vs. Chicago - Is there room on the Derrick Rose bandwagon? The Bulls were the one team I regret not seeing in person this year. Anyone with an eye for hoops can appreciate the full range this rookie brings to the Bulls but what I didn't notice until Saturday is Rose's quick and explosive LAST step. Most players have that quick first step to blow by defenders but Rose explodes right at the rim at his last step. Also, his extremely calm nature works well with the youthful Bulls. Game 1 against the defending champs and he has the heart rate of a librarian and it's contagious as the Bulls weren't phased at all. I still think Boston wins, but the Bulls should make Rose the GM, coach and owner and build around him for the next 12 years. 

Cleveland vs. Detroit - Are we done yet? Are we done yet? Are we done yet? SWEEP! 

San Antonio vs. Dallas - One quarter in, Duncan had springy legs and looked very 2007, I was on the brink of writing a "Mavs should have kept Maquis Daniels instead of Josh Howard" piece and Nowitzki was in foul trouble... basically it didn't look good for Dallas. I left home, went out thinking the Spurs would win easily and I caught the last few seconds at a bar as Dallas... PULLED AWAY FOR A W??? What the hell happened? Suddenly Dallas looks like a very legit Western Conference finalist and San Antonio looks old.    

Portland vs. Houston - This really looks like a match-up problem for Portland more than anything else. Maybe their inexperience cost them a W as they didn't have that fifth gear or maybe they're just happy to be there.  All I know is Yao played the best playoff game of his life and showed EVERYONE that the problem was always T-MAC. 

Los Angeles vs. Utah - No Okur, no chance for Utah... it's just that simple. But the real story is the referees killing the entire second half of the game. It's no surprise that Joey Crawford was the lead ref in the worst called game of the weekend. Does the NBA pay him by the fouls? Does he really think the fans pay to see him ref? Is he out to single-handedly ruin professional hoops?  There were SIXTEEN fouls in the 3rd quarter alone and a free-flowing game became a possession-by-possession freethrow festival. Terrible! 

Orlando vs. Philadelphia - I've said this all year, Orlando doesn't have the go to guy necessary to make a deep run in the playoffs. C-Webb pretty much blew a gasket ripping on the Magic not riding Dwight Howard all game. But does Superman really want to be "that guy" with the Magic or is he content with monster numbers, monster dunks and showmanship? NBA Champions all have the definitive alpha dog and an understood chain of command. The Celtics heart lies with KG but crunchtime went Pierce first and Sugar Ray second. The early 00's Lakers had Shaq for 3 1/2 quarters with Kobe as the closer... what about Orlando? 

Atlanta vs. Miami - The Hawks put together a Special Edition Double-DVD set of highlights on the Heat on Sunday. Instead of 2006 Kobe and the Lakers with their near upset of the #2 seeded Phoenix Suns, the Heat resembled the 2007 edition and the very one-sided 4-1 loss to Phoenix. But we'll see what kind of road playoff team Atlanta is in games 3 & 4. 

Denver vs. New Orleans - Denver put together a sick 21-0 run late in the 3rd early in the 4th to put away what was a close and very physical game. Chauncey Billups went retro looking like a 2005 version going 8 of 9 from three on his way to 36 points. NOLA basically gave up at the end of the 3rd quarter so this blowout doesn't really mean the Nuggets will sweep. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if NOLA steals game 2. This really feels like a very bitter and very physical seven game series.

NOLA and ATL Impressive in Key Losses

by Craig Kwasniewski

So what did we learn from the two headline games last night?

1 - Boston and Los Angeles are CLEARLY 1 and 1A in the NBA. It's like it's 1985 all over again with both teams keeping a distant eye on each other as they roll over and through everyone in their way. You know Boston's pissed at all the attention the undefeated Lakers are getting and after thrashing Detroit and beating Atlanta last night they're sending a message to the rest of the league, "The Road to the Finals still goes through Boston!" I just hope neither team catches the injury bug... we need to see how the full 82 plays out with these two gunning for each other!

2 - Atlanta and New Orleans were impressive despite losing last night. Both teams were looking to deliver a message last night and both teams came up short.... barely. Atlanta went into Boston with an undefeated record intent on telling the defending champs that the seven game series last spring was no fluke. And outside of a clutch/miracle jumper from The Truth, they almost pulled of a W.

Atlanta can take away a few things from the loss. One, the C's respect ATL. They looked scary-motivated playing like it was June... nobody's played the Hawks that hard since 1994! Two, the Hawks hung in there against the defending champs without Josh Smith and with KG looking like he drank 760 Red Bulls at before the tip. Again, it says a lot about the respect for the Hawks after the C's virtually celebrated the W with parade and banner ceremony... IN NOVEMBER!!!!

New Orleans, a team that most of the media picked to topple LA simply because EVERYONE loves Chris Paul, withstood 3 quarters of the Lakers dominating them and almost stole a W at the end. What impressed me was their patience throughout the game. The Lakers were killing them on the boards, were getting well-timed steals and defended NOLA's dangerous perimeter game for three quarters leading by 19. Instead of rolling over and clearing the bench, NOLA took the Lakers punch... paused... and went right back with CP3 doing his thang, opening lanes and hitting guys for wide open threes, which finally started falling.

As I texted Brett last night, "NOLA's three point game always gives them a chance no matter what deficit." And NOLA showed me that despite the Lakers strong start, they'll be right there at all season.

Kevin Garnett Is a Patient, Patient Man

by Brett Edwards

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and nothing was cooler than KG laying out ZaZa -- with his team ahead by 34 points -- as a payback for the shot ZaZa gave him in Game 4. Garnett's intensity is legendary, but plotting your revenge for three games before delivering it? That's psychotic. And by psychotic, I mean, awesome.

The Prosecutor Puts The Hawks Away

by Brett Edwards

In another story of a veteran player joining a playoff contender, Derek Anderson did not disappoint in his debut with the Heat. He had 14 points, including the game tying field goal and game winning assist in the Heat's comeback win against the Hawks.

The Heat were playing this game without D Wade, who sat out with a wrist injury. Consequently, the Hawks lead by as many as 17 in the 3rd, before the Heat came back strong in the 4th. Even though Shaq fouled out with about 4 minutes left, Udonis Haslem was able to make a few big shots and clutch free throws to keep the Heat in the game. After D.A. made a fall away jumper to tie the game, and after Salim Stoudamire missed a potential go ahead jumper with 19 seconds left (why someone who is 2-9 on the night takes that shot is beyond me), the Heat had one last chance. Haslem had been hot the entire 4th quarter, but badly missed a 15-footer off the right side of the rim. Fortunately for the Heat, D.A. was there to get the rebound under the basket and flip the ball to Mourning for the game winning dunk and medically induced celebration thereafter.

Derek Anderson was great with the Clippers (career high 16.9/game), then injured and not so great with the Spurs, then basically invisible with Portland and then Houston. The guy's got plenty of talent, so let's see if he can stay healthy and provide the Heat with some veteran leadership and offensive help for their run at the Pistons in May.

Giving Cause it Hurts

by Craig Kwasniewski

In the NBA not every night is FANNNTASTIC. Some nights a really bad team rolls into town, bringing a completely unwatchable game. Season ticket holders give those games away as birthday or Christmas gifts. Usually corporate ticket holders "donate" the tickets to charity for a write off and publicize the deed more than a Katie Holmes pregnancy. If you ever go to these games, you see that more than half the fans are school groups, charity groups and church groups. These are the Charity Cases, teams so bad that the tickets are given away.

Here are my top five Charity Cases:

5. New Orleans/Oklahoma City/Baton Rouge/Las Vegas Hornets: There are more city names than season ticket holders who actually care to watch the game. They are even having trouble giving away tickets to home games in Baton Rouge.

4. Portland Trailblazers: Team Scared Straight could turn any troublesome child in the right direction. Added bonus, financial lessons on the perils of guaranteed contracts.

3. Utah Jazz: Nothing more exciting that watching clean cut white guys playing fundamental basketball and being caffeine free. Added bonus, enough available seats that an entire Mormon family can attend.

2. Atlanta Hawks: The veterans of this list now that the Clippers are a playoff contender. Hard to believe that in the 80's this was one of the most exciting teams to watch. Dominique Wilkins must be rolling over in his grave.

1. Toronto Raptors: Since the modern day Dominique (Vince Carter) left town, this team is the least watchable NBA team. Much like the Canadian Dollar, worth 40% of the entertainment.

Charlotte Bobcats (Secret Bonus Team): Don't let the awful jerseys, the expansion tag or the low home attendance scare you. This is actually a decent team to watch. They are deep in athletic players and play an uptempo game. If your boss gives you these tickets, go to the game.

Knicks Fighting In The Shower

by Brett Edwards

Since the Knicks can't seem to beat anyone on the court, they seem to want to beat up each other. After their blowout loss at home to the Magic, rookie Nate Robinson and veteran Malik Rose got into a loud shouting match in the showers after the game. Rose claimed it was over a $2 football bet that he refused to pay, which led to Nate jumping on him in the shower.

First of all, there's no way their bet was only $2. As we've mentioned before, NBA players love to gamble on just about anything, so this bet was probably more like 2Gs, at least. Second, don't the Knicks have other things to worry about, like losing by 15 at home to the (now) 9-12 Orlando Magic? By the way, the Knicks also lost at Atlanta tonight by 11.

If this crap continues, Larry Brown will be easy money in the dead pool. As for Nate and Malik, jumping on each other in the shower isn't the most masculine of activities. I heard they made up by agreeing to go see Brokeback Mountain together.

News Flash: Ty Lue Sucks

by Brett Edwards

After reading this blurb on ESPN.com today, I was reminded of how much Tyronn Lue, current Hawk guard and former Laker guard, actually sucks. He was a fan favorite during the recent championship run here in L.A., your typical bullshit mascot player that the fans embraced, if for no other reason than it was fun (for them) to yell "LUUUUUUE" every time he was in the game. It got so annoying that I started yelling "LUUUE" every time he bricked a shot or turned the ball over, but I had to stop because I would lose my voice within five minutes of him being in the game.

The most enduring memory from Lue on the Lakers was having A.I. hit a game clinching 3-pointer in the NBA finals, then step over Lue as he was trying to play defense while lying on the floor. Laker fans loved this guy, go figure. Anyway, 0-7 from the field on the worst team in the league last night. Ty Lue, you suck.