Finally A Clippers Trade That Makes Sense

by Chris Tagawa

I have found the source of the Clippers' problems this season!

It is not any of the following:

1) Elton Brand's slow start because of a tiresome offseason
2) Sam Cassell's foot injury
3) Tim Thomas underperforming
4) Trade talks disrupting the team
5) Inability to pull the trigger on any deal
6) Chris Kaman's shoulder problems
7) Mike Dunleavy's "unique" lineup rotations

The source of the Clippers' problems is Darrell. Yes that's right, "Clipper" Darrell is bringing this team down. Five years ago, I had season tickets about two rows in front of this guy. For about the first 20 games, "Let's go Clippers, let's go!" <clap clap> was amusing and inspiring. His hug-yourself-ride-the-pony jumbo-tron dance was a complete riot. After that, they both became down right annoying and that was five years ago! I contend that his lack of originality is bleeding the life out of the team. To say I hate that chant would be an understatement. If hate leads to the dark side, I am Darth F!#$%*g Vader on this issue.

But I do have a solution. How about these trades:

1) Darrell to Sacramento for the Cow Bell
2) Darrell to NOK Hornets for the Buzz Sound

or the best trade,

3) Darrell for cash and an unofficial mascot to be named later.

Unfamiliar with good ol' Darrell? Check him out here.

Comments

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I have to turn down the sound of Clipper games on the damn TV. I can hear him... So obnoxious. I hate that guy.

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