by Craig Kwasniewski
So NOOCH returns to their nest in New Orleans for the first time since Hurricane Katrina. The first major sporting event (besides flashing for beads last week) since the destruction, this is huge!
There's NO WAY IN HELL that the Lakers will win. First off, the Lakers suck and are worse than the Hornets. However, in the event that the Lakers play way above their heads, David Stern will probably FedEx NBA Ref Dick Bavetta into New Orleans to ensure a Hornets victory. This game will bring back memories of the 1985 NBA Lottery; L.J.'s 4 point play; Kings-Lakers 2002 WCF games 5 and 6; 1999 NBA Finals Game 3 (the only Knicks win over SA) in the pantheon of NBA fixes.
So call your bookie, sell the house, sell the kids, call Gary Coleman and put it all on NOOCH.
very funny link
Posted by: Sean | March 08, 2006 at 02:22 PM
A very disturbingly real link. How soon before Gary Coleman will be pitching adult diapers or male sexual disfunction drugs.
Posted by: Craig | March 08, 2006 at 02:58 PM
Oh, like Coleman is such a well-respected member of society that this is somehow disturbing? It's the only thing keeping his mouth off the glass dique.
Posted by: Brett | March 08, 2006 at 04:04 PM
At least he hasn't gone the way our friend Scottie Schwartz went. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0152310/
Posted by: Craig | March 08, 2006 at 05:15 PM
I hope you'd like to know that I bet my house on the damn game. They lost by 6 friggin points and now I've got jack shit.
Posted by: Ebern | March 08, 2006 at 10:57 PM
Sorry about that, but I'm writing this from my friend's house as I just sold my computer for cash.
Posted by: Craig | March 08, 2006 at 11:06 PM
Wow-
Carig I cant believe that you had to sleep at J.P's( a local bar which is right next to his house and I mean right next) last night since you lost your house. Looks like you will be sleeping on Las Vegas blvd next week when we are there next week since you will be begging for money to re-buy your house!!!!
Posted by: Dan Sargent | March 09, 2006 at 07:35 AM