by Brett Edwards
Here's some additional material that would surely cure even the worst case of insomnia. It appears that everyone's least favorite and most annoying NBA couple will be making an appearance on Oprah. Tony Parker-Longoria had some quotes about this, and since they are pretty tame and it seems like he is keeping his true feelings to himself, I thought I would translate:
TPL: "I'm doing this more for Eva," Parker said. "I know it's a big thing for her, and she really loves Oprah (Winfrey).
Translation: Eva was cutting me off in the bedroom until I agreed to do this. The bitch is making me humiliate myself on national television to show off to her friends.
TPL: "I'll guess they'll just want to talk about our relationship."
Translation: I don't know who the fuck watches this crap, I have no idea what they want to talk about.
TPL: "It's a good experience for me. I'll just enjoy myself and support Eva."
Translation: She told me I better have a good attitude about it and do this right, or no oral for six months.
I just have one thing to say to the happy couple (In my best Eric Cartman voice):
I hate you guys, so very very much.
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