Spurs Beat Jazz... Yawn

by Craig Kwasniewski

"San Antonio made up for some lackluster shooting with tight defense, holding the Jazz to 32 percent shooting."

As you can see, even reading the AP description of the Spurs-Jazz game is boring.

So the Spurs beat Utah 79-70 last night. I can honestly say that I didn't watch the game at all. This explains the reason why I'm posting this at 3:00 AM and not sleeping. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that Tony Longoria drove the lane 22 times without being knocked on his ass, Tim Duncan banked a 12 footer, Bruce Bowen complained about every single foul and we saw Eva Longoria cheer on the Spurs 2,367 times.

Oh and Utah has a whole bunch of white guys.

Anyway, the same AP article revealed Tim Duncan with a bold face lie:

"We get a lot of our personality as a team on the road and this was a great time for it," said Duncan, who also had eight rebounds.

I'm sure they are just loaded with practical jokers. I hear that between complaining about every single foul that Bruce Bowen has a biting since of humor. And Tony Parker... dare I say Jerry Lewis 2006? Like I said, the Spurs are the top cure for insomnia.

Comments

[vicki amick]

Of course, you're right about the Spurs. Everyone knows that fans much prefer players like Kobe who can generate huge press for allegedly raping a young girl. Me, I prefer the Spurs -- integrity is not boring to me. You can have the rapists!