Early Mother's Day for LBJ

by Craig Kwasniewski

So the rough patch continues for LBJ. Not only did his team lose a potentially winnable game against the Baron Davis-less Golden State Warriors, the President got out played and out defended by Mike Dunleavy (???) of all people. (Or as Basketbawful says, "Dunleavyed in Golden State")

Now add Mama James to the list of problems. The President's mother was arrested for driving while intoxicated, disorderly conduct and other charges. Gloria James (that's her mushot), driving a 2004 Cadillac Escalade, was taken to a police station, where she refused to take breath or sobriety tests. She posted a $2,500 bond and was released after being charged with reckless operation, speeding for driving 50 mph in a 30-mph zone, operating a vehicle while intoxicated, disorderly conduct and damaging police equipment, according to Akron Police Lt. Rick Edwards.

We now know why there's no Mrs. James in the Family James Nike commercials.

Comments

[Sean]

She may be the most messed up mother ever, but she sure made a good balla baby's mommy.

[joe]

don't make fun of her its my wife

[zac]

Mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!