By Craig Kwasniewski
Hey if the Cavs can have literally 90 different jerseys and continue to fleece gullible LeBron fans for every last penny in their pocket, the Celtics might as well get in on that action too. Yesterday Paul Pierce and Rasheed Wallace show off their new "Retro" home alt. jerseys.... retro as in pre-industrial age retro. Sheed kind of looks like a red Robin Hood. I'm guessing these festive outfits will be worn on Fridays given they rob from the rich (their fans) and give to the poor or in this case the visiting team. See what I did there?
BTW - I noticed that they still couldn't find a XXXXXXL sized top that Sheed can fit in. That's okay, I heard there's a ton of pocket space with plenty of room for doughnuts, ding dongs, a case of beer, salsa, apple pie... all part of a Sheed daily diet. There's some serious stress on them buttons there.
Actually these pics were Sheed and Pierce performing a special play with students for the NBA Read to Achieve program at the Ellis Memorial After School Program. Too bad Sheed can't read a scale.