By Craig Kwasniewski
Some people fit the look and some people look the fit... NOLA's head coach Jeff Bowler ooops Jeff BOWER looks almost tooooo happy at Peja Stojakovic's third annual Charitabowl celebrity bowling event. Rumor has it he doesn't bowl on Shabbos. I say Bower just owns it for the rest of the season... coach every game with a bowling shirt and a Miller High Life in hand. Don Nelson used to coach in Milwaukee with fish ties so why the hell not?
Seriously, how can his players ever take him seriously after seeing this?
And finally, how can you go with a bowling reference and not quote Walter Sobchak:
Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit [shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking shabbos.