ESPN Orders Staff to Forget About the Lakers Sweeping the Cavs

By Craig Kwasniewski

I just intercepted a very interesting memo issued my ESPN to all their writers, bloggers and blowhards...

To: ESPN Staff

Subject: LeBron James

Whatever you do, do not mention that the Lakers swept the Cleveland Cavaliers this year. Any member of the ESPN family that mentions this will be punished accordingly.

Signed,

ESPN Management