By Craig Kwasniewski
A friend of mine "in the know" told me that the Lakers spent all of Monday's practice on defending Paul "P." Pierce. We at The Association contacted the right sources and obtained a secret photo of the Lakers running set defensive plays for Mr. Anagram. Check it out (btw - turns out this camera adds like 100 lbs.):
A side note: being the concerned citizen that I am, is Staples Center handicap accessible? What will the Celtics do when Pierce stubs his toe, gets a hangnail or is not feeling quite so fresh? I think it's imperative that they get up to code BEFORE Game 3. Just imagine the embarrassment when Pierce needs his wheelchair. I'm cringing at the thought right now!
Hilarious post Craig. I hope you get crippled sometime soon so some douchbag can post your picture on the internet and make fun of you.
Posted by: Mike | June 09, 2008 at 09:48 AM
You should put a picture of a retarded person up, and then say that Phil Jackson talked to this guy in order to prepare for Doc Rivers. That would be so funny and creative!
Posted by: Alan | June 09, 2008 at 10:26 AM
so phil jackson is getting out coached by a retard and the lakers are bolstering their bench with fat dudes in wheelchairs? it's a strategy, i guess. if there is any justice in this world kobe should be injured and carried off the court by his teammates. careful guys that ego is heavy! then we can all see how funny craig thinks that is.
Posted by: dave | June 09, 2008 at 12:44 PM
U have me dyin reading this blog...keep up the good work..oh and go celtics!
Posted by: Info | June 09, 2008 at 01:24 PM
i bet pierce will get offseason surgery on his knee.
a strained meniscus is usually code for a tear of some sort, and that usually requires surgery to fix. just like kobe will get surgery on his finger.
apparently paul was stabbed before the 2000 season many times and I heard his lung collapsed but he missed zero games because of it.
so he is a tough guy. but if this happened to kobe, ppl would swoon for kobe, but once paul pierce is the tough guy, ppl think he faked it?
it'll be obvious once he gets surgery.
lol at the lakers coverage of leon powe! phil jackson didn't know leon could do that? what, did he missed when leon started in place of kevin garnett for about 10 games in the middle of the season and averaged a double double! plus they won the majority of those games. even a game without kg against the spurs!
hell as a houston rocket fan, i know leon can do that. he helped stop our 22 game win streak!
Posted by: stan | June 09, 2008 at 04:35 PM