It's Official... The Clippers Have Mailed in the Season Franchise

By Craig Kwasniewski

How else can you explain this:

Smush Parker signs with Clippers

William "Smush" Parker, the worst player to ever start for the Lakers (for two seasons!) and the player who was paid by the Miami Heat to *NOT* play for them for most of this season has signed with the Los Angeles Clippers.

According to yahoo.com, "Smush Parker, released by the Miami Heat earlier this week, signed a contract with the Los Angeles Clippers on Wednesday. Terms weren’t announced."

Of course the terms weren't announced. Smush probably has photos of Donald Sterling at a Asian gay bath house.

Anyway, what the hell is going on "down the hall" in Staples Center? Are the Clippers trying to force Elton Brand, a free agent this summer, out the door with both hands? Is the point guard tandem of Frodo Baggins Dan Dickau and Brevin Knight that outright terrible? Do the Clippers really need a player who acts disinterested, wasn't motivated by both Pat Riley and Phil Jackson, choked in games 5, 6 & 7 of the 2006 playoffs against the Suns (shooting a combined 5-25) and flat out sucks?

Unless....

It totally makes sense... by signing the worst point guard available, the Clippers have entered: The Tankapalooza Zone.

Hello Michael Beasley or Derrick Rose!