By Craig Kwasniewski
The Denver Nuggets Silver Hotties and the Hipster Girlz Dance Team. Obviously the definition of entertainment in the Mile High City is far different than out here in LA. (How else can you explain a performance of
Shit & Shit Big & Rich at the 2005 NBA All-Star Game in Denver?) So with the Silver Hotties and the Hipster Girlz (alwayz gotta get in that Z, nothing equalz street cred more than that Z), I'm guessing the fans actually boo loudly whenever George Karl calls a timeout. Or between quarters. Or at halftime. Or before the game. Hell, I'm guessing that the fans are praying for a running clock with two 24 minute halves. Either that or the Pepsi Center is now offering up a heroin booth. Can't we just call the Pepsi Center the Beer Goggle Arena?
Maybe the women in Denver are on the level of the women in Boston (read: ricockulously heinous) and NEED offensively ugly dancers just to pump up their low self esteems. Either way, this is wrong.
Speaking of wrong, do we really need to see someone's "Gamma" doing the splits?