Two Reasons Why I Will *NEVER* Attend a Nuggets Home Game

By Craig Kwasniewski

The Denver Nuggets Silver Hotties and the Hipster Girlz Dance Team. Obviously the definition of entertainment in the Mile High City is far different than out here in LA. (How else can you explain a performance of Shit & Shit Big & Rich at the 2005 NBA All-Star Game in Denver?) So with the Silver Hotties and the Hipster Girlz (alwayz gotta get in that Z, nothing equalz street cred more than that Z), I'm guessing the fans actually boo loudly whenever George Karl calls a timeout. Or between quarters. Or at halftime. Or before the game. Hell, I'm guessing that the fans are praying for a running clock with two 24 minute halves. Either that or the Pepsi Center is now offering up a heroin booth. Can't we just call the Pepsi Center the Beer Goggle Arena?

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Maybe the women in Denver are on the level of the women in Boston (read: ricockulously heinous) and NEED offensively ugly dancers just to pump up their low self esteems. Either way, this is wrong.

Speaking of wrong, do we really need to see someone's "Gamma" doing the splits?

Comments

[Nels]

Funny you should mention this on the same day when I decided I'd rather attend a Nuggets game than a Bulls game.

* http://givemetherock.com/2008/01/07/day-69-of-170-the-day-iverson-dropped-38-on-the-76ers/

[RONNIZIE]

WOW....FUNNY HOW YOU SAY THAT IF U EVER CAME TO A NUGGETS GAME U WOULD KNO THAT THEY LOVE BOTH THE SILVER HOTTIES AND THE HIPSTER GIRLZ... WHY HATE ON US WE DO OUR THING...NOT EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE FAKE BOOBS AND WEAR TONS OF MAKE UP AND LOOK LIKE BARBIES (MOST L.A. GIRLS)TO BE PRETTY, I WONDER WHAT U WOULD SAY BOUT THEM WITHOUT THIER MAKE-UP ON...THATS A SIGHT I DO NOT WANT TO SEE... WE ARE ALL PRETTY IN OUR OWN WAYS AND WE BE KILLIN IT, SO STOP HATIN CAUSE WE ARE NOT SKINNY AND MAYBE NOT PRETTY TO YOU BUT I BET WE WOULD MURDER THOSE SKINNY LITTLE GIRLS IN A DANCE OFF, ITS NOT BOUT HOW YOU LOOK ITS BOUT HOW YOU DANCE AND HOW MUCH HEART YOU WOULD PUT IN IT!!!!! LIKE YO DUMB BLOGS THAT U PUT UP U PUT YO HEART IN IT SO DO THESE DANCERS AND TO BE HONEST WE GET MAJOR PROPS AND EVERYONE LOVES US, SO WHY DONT U GO HATE ON SOME OTHER SQUAD THAT IS BORIN TO WATCH OVER AND OVER THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!
LOVE ALWAYS
RONNIZIE
THE DENVER NUGGETS HIPSTERS