By Craig Kwasniewski
Hey, when did LeBron change his first name to “despite the ankle sprain?”
I turned on the Cavs-Blazers game on ESPN for 5 minutes and all they kept saying was, despite the ankle sprain over and over:
“LeBron has 20, despite the ankle sprain”, “The Cavs are still in it, despite LeBron’s ankle sprain.”, “That was a great pass, despite the ankle sprain.”, “Wow, I found $5 in my pocket, despite the ankle sprain!” , “The ref's a pederast, despite the ankle sprain!”, “My wife’s cheating on me, despite the ankle sprain.”
Injuries are part of the game (trust me, as a Laker fan I know) and the regular season is very long so odds are every star player will have to play though a few bumps, bruises and sprains. So when King James has a hangnail, do we really need to mention it a bajillion times?