By Craig Kwasniewski
The 2007-08 season is one month old and already the Miami Heat are quick to learn that Smush Parker might be the *WORST* player in the NBA.
Smush Parker -- kept away from the team since his Nov. 27 incident with a valet -- wants to return as soon as possible, but he's being paid and won't seek union intervention, his agent said.
"I've got to believe Miami has enough information to make a decision," agent Billy Ceisler said.
One Heat person expects the team to try to trade him when he becomes eligible Dec. 15. Besides struggling on the court, Parker has had a tough adjustment to the Heat's culture, associates say. -- Miami Herald
The Heat’s culture???
What the hell is that? So he can’t adjust to Ricky Davis hookering around, or Shaq eating everything in sight and tanking, or Mark Blount mailing in games, or Pat Riley’s BIG EGO? Obviously this is code for "ship his ass outta here!!!!"
Big props for the Heat taking only 2 weeks to realize that Parker sucks… it only took the Lakers 2 years. BTW - FUCK MITCH KUPCHAK!