By Craig Kwasniewski
Okay, we're not a gossip site here, but there's a persistent rumor going round that Britney Spears is dating Luke Walton.
There's so many ways to look at this...
-Nobody has to ask Luke, "does the carpet match the drapes?"
-This is one hell of a contract year for Walton!
-His father's reaction? "Horrrrribbble.... terrrrribble!"
-The Spurs share Eva Longoria while the Lakers get Britney... oh how the mighty have fallen.
-She was in every man's top five before that photo of her using a public restroom without shoes.
Anyway, here's Britney at the Lakers-Kings game back on April 1st (This was her second Laker game in a row, which guarantees she's dating Walton... unless Britney enjoys watching Smush Parker and Sasha Vujacic brick jumper-after-jumper.):