Luke Walton Enjoys K-Fed's Sloppy Seconds

By Craig Kwasniewski

Okay, we're not a gossip site here, but there's a persistent rumor going round that Britney Spears is dating Luke Walton.

There's so many ways to look at this...

-Nobody has to ask Luke, "does the carpet match the drapes?"

-This is one hell of a contract year for Walton!

-His father's reaction? "Horrrrribbble.... terrrrribble!"

-The Spurs share Eva Longoria while the Lakers get Britney... oh how the mighty have fallen.

-She was in every man's top five before that photo of her using a public restroom without shoes.

Anyway, here's Britney at the Lakers-Kings game back on April 1st (This was her second Laker game in a row, which guarantees she's dating Walton... unless Britney enjoys watching Smush Parker and Sasha Vujacic brick jumper-after-jumper.):

Comments

[coach]

i think she likes smush. she likes to be smash by smush !

[theblackmamba]

what are those specs for?? to see smush flunk a 10-footer butt naked?? lol perhaps that is to make her see, through those over-sized spectacles, every brick that smush tosses as if they all went in. wow, gotta have one of those and wear it in an Antoine Walker game. haha and maybe she is also using it for the purpose of hiding awe as she watches every bedazzling and spectacular move of the black mamba.. that would be so sick! yeah! horrrrrible...terrrrible