By Craig Kwasniewski
There's officially no reason whatsoever to watch a New Jersey Nets game at Continental Airlines Arena. Vince Carter is mailing it in, Richard Jefferson is injured, the Nets are 22-24 in the Tank Division and...
the New Jersey Nets have a geriatric dance team to entertain the fans!?!
The NETSational Seniors, a group of post-60 year-olds, made their debut last night against the Pistons. The Nets
propaganda All-Access Quarterly sums up the experience:
There's always something about watching the older folk dance on the big screen during a sporting event that always catches the eyes and attention of just about everyone in attendance.
Yeah if it's Freaky Fetish Night. Anyway, the Nets had an open audition with Johnny Sack as a celebrity judge. (BTW - Do they just roll out a Sopranos celebrity to every event in New Jersey? "Cutting the ribbon to the Teaneck Abortion Clinic, it's Carlo Gervasi from the Sopranos!!!")
Since I have nothing more do say on the subject, I'll have Cal from The 40 Year Old Virgin put some thoughts in your head the next time you see The NETSational Seniors.
"You can fuck her while watching "Murder, She Wrote". She'll like that."
"You should fuck her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday."
"That's a good looking grandma! My grandma looks like Jack Palace...If Jack Palace looked like that lady I would want to fuck Jack Palace right now."