By Craig Kwasniewski
A very disturbing trend is sweeping the Eastern Conference... senior citizen dance squads.
Well, count the fans of the Milwaukee Bucks as the next group to collective throw up in their mouths during timeouts. Ladies and gentleman, your Seniorgee Dance Team!!!!
Are the winters that rough that the fans are dying to take a gander a the gyrating torsos of 60-year old women? Is this what's left after all the hot chicks have moved to Miami, Vegas and Los Angeles to pursue a (cough-cough) professional modeling career? Who's the "marketing genius" that came up with this? Thankfully the Lakers lack such vision and have stayed with the Laker Girls all these years.
Anyway, here's what was said on the Bucks website:
The Milwaukee Bucks have officially selected members for the first-ever Senior Dance Team, Seniorgee! The 21-member squad consists of men and women who are at least 60 years of age. They will be performing at select home games during the 2006-07 season. Bookmark this page for more future information and specific game dates.
Dude, you don't need to tell me to bookmark the page!
Okay let me just clarify, this will be the last senior dance squad post here at TAB. One more makes a trilogy along with innuendoes that I'm secretly obsessed with the aged. That stops now!
Now excuse me while I run down to 7-Eleven for a copy of Granny Gummers.