By Craig Kwasniewski
It's Wednesday night; you're home watching Chucky Atkins throw another alley-oop to Stromile Swift that lands in the 8th row; you're polishing off the 3rd beer of the night, and just before you hit the porn sites… it's time to play everyone's favorite game…
Lawsuit Match Game!!!
Lawsuit Match Game challenges you, the reader, to correctly match past and present athletes from the National Basketball Association with their current lawsuit. Sounds simple, right? Not necessarily so! Behind each one of our models is the correct answer. (Models? In this case there are none. Bro, we’re a non-profit blogsite the best you’ll get is to google porn, which you'll go back to doing in 5 minutes anyway.)
Anyway, match the athlete with the correct offense and you are a winner! (No prizes)
The NBA Athletes:
1. Kobe Bryant
2. Zach Randolph
3. Bruce Bowen
The Offense:
The correct answers are at the end.
Well, did you guess correctly? Okay so the one of them is not an real lawsuit, (but it should be!) one is not surprising at all and one is completely asinine. Though if the fan does get a settlement from Kobe, then I may have a chance to collect from my incident with Sam Cassell. (I'm talking about the elbow, Kobe wasn't charged with sexual assault!)
BTW - Big ups to Gene Rayburn for continually reaching down into his inner soul and finding a way to flirt with Brett Somers by using his (BLANK).
Answers: 1-C, 2-A, 3-B

VERY well done, freaking hilarious.
Posted by: Brett | November 15, 2006 at 10:38 PM