By Craig Kwasniewski
The NBA is offering up VIP table dances!?! Dude, where do I sign up?
At least that's what I thought when I first saw the link at the NBA Auctions Website. Just mix in a trip to Vegas and you have the Ultimate NBA Trifecta: Hoops, Gambling and Strippers! Like my friend Philipp said, "NBA and strippers is like Mack and Cheese."
(We'll just have to wait for All-Star break for the real Ultimate NBA Trifecta.)
Much to my dismay, the NBA is not auctioning off strippers. Instead, the auction is for a VIP Table at the 2006-07 Sixers Dancers Final Auditions. The description is as follows:
Bid now on a VIP table for 6 people at Chickie's & Pete's Restaurant in South Philly for the 2006-07 Sixers Dancers Final Auditions.
Cheer on your favorite dancers at this exclusive VIP Table, located right in front of the dancer's performing area and next to our panel of local celebrity judges. Package also includes Chickie's signature appetizers and soft drinks, plus Sixers gift bags.
Don't miss out...bidding ends July 12th, 2006. Proceeds benefit Sixers Charities.
Front row seats as hot Philly women (is there such a thing?) shake their asses while trying out for the Sixers' Sluts or whatever they call their dancers. Being able to write off the whole experience makes up for the fact that they aren't naked. After all, it's for charity.
Now if only I can find a reason to go to Philadelphia.
Anyway, here's the link for the auction: VIP Table at the 2006-07 Sixers Dancers Final Auditions