by Brett Edwards
A radio station in Portland really wants the Blazers to draft Adam Morrison. So much so that they've started a Draft The Stache website and campaign, which includes soliciting songs from their listeners. You can find the songs here, by selecting the "Podcasts" menu option at the top of the main page, then go to the "1080 The Fan Songs" section. Funny and disturbing. Oh and don't forget to check out the Stache Wire for daily updates.
Their main reason for wanting to draft Morrison so badly:
"...he plays small forward. The same position as the current poster boy for the soured image. The move we propose would remove any doubt that the Blazers would need to part with Darius Miles before training camp begins in October."
Well at least that makes sense. I just hope Adam doesn't shave before the draft.