AK-47 Can Fire At Women Who Aren't His Wife

by Brett Edwards

According to the Salt Lake Tribune, Andrei Kirilenko is granted a one woman per year allowance by his wife. That's right, she's given AK the OK to bang away, once per year. AK's wife Masha says in the story that "What's forbidden is always desirable. And athletes, particularly men, are susceptible to all the things they are offered," and "If I know about it, it's not cheating."

Kirilenko has curbed his enthusiasm for now though. His response: "Of course it was a surprise," Kirilenko said. "I'm not planning to do anything. But she said, 'If you want to do it, you can do it.' " Of course he's not planning on doing anything. I don't think he could do it if he wanted to. Does anyone else see the irony in the ugliest man in the NBA being given the green light by his wife to get some strange? Look at that picture, the guy's a disaster.

Comments

[Secure in my manhood]

The ugliest man in the NBA will have competition next year when Adam Morrison goes pro.

[Aliens]

No way! Our son Sam Cassell is by FAR the ugliest in the NBA!

[basketbawful]

I knew I wouldn't be the only person to jump on this one...but our posts are eerily similar. Although I think the picture I found suggests that Andre's "allowance" may turn out far differently than we expect.