Cure for Insomnia

by Craig Kwasniewski

Do you have trouble sleeping? Are you like me and suffer from Insomnia? Boy do I have a cure for you...

The San Antonio Spurs

The first step, spend some dinero on the San Antonio Spurs Denim Comforter & Sheet Set Combo. Get rid of the rubber sheets and leopard print comforter and replace them with the quality comfort and style that the San Antonio Spurs Denim Comforter & Sheet Set Combo provides.

Step two, lay down and watch a Spurs game from the comfort of your own bed. Soon you'll fall asleep to the uncontested layups of Tony Longoria and 3,621 crowd shots of Eva Longoria. Mix in the Tim Duncan 15 foot bank shots, Manu Ginobili flailing uncontrollably all over the place, or Bruce Bowen constantly complaining after every single foul that he commits... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

I guarantee 100% success!!! The Spurs have not been entertaining since the days George Gervin did a pound of blow and finger rolled 40 points a night.

Sleep tight...

Comments

[Bisq]

I'm an insomniac no more thanks to the Spurs. Ya hear that? I can sleep again! I can sleep again!!!