Last Minute Christmas Gifts

by Craig Kwasniewski

Christmanakkahkwanza is just around the corner. Here's a few last minute gifts for the NBA fan in you:

Golden State Hardwood Classics "The City" Jersey: The best looking retro jersey ever! Plus it's on sale at 1/2 off. Avoid the three stiffs (Murphy, Foyle, Dunleavy) and get the Derek Fisher jersey. Worst case is that you have workout gear.

RimRockers Reebok Men's NBA-DL Team Logo Tee: Funny enough with the RimRockers alone, but add in Arkansas and the jokes are flying out the door! You gotta love the D-League! Warning: You're on your own if you wish to google "Arkansas Rim Rocker."

Los Angeles Lakers Chris Mihm Authentic Jersey: Such a deal!!! $175.00 for an "authentic" jersey of the typical white stiff. I can't wait to see how much for the Mike Smrek retro jersey... $350?

Milicic Home Swingman: Speaking of white stiff... Embrace the Darko Era with a swingman jersey. At least the Pistons aren't gouging their fans at the team store.

Official NBA Register 2005-06: Seriously, the best book for bathroom reading! College and Pro stats on every active player. Plus added bonus of reading the chapter that is Jim Jackson's transactions.

Sacramento MONARCHS 2005 WNBA Champions License Plate Frame: You are taking P-Whipped literally to the championship level by purchasing this one and putting it on your mini-van. This should take any Sac-Town fan back to the memories of the parade, the banner dropping ceremony, the celebration... I'm sure that all of central California is getting misty right now.

Mystery Mavs Dvd: Allegedly this is the pre-game cartoon that drew criticism for poking fun at opposing players a few years ago. Some of the segments are posted here. Might be worth taking a chance for under $10.