by Brett Edwards
Allegedly. It appears that Vlade Divac (who we despise here at The Association Blog) not only cheats at basketball, but also has cheated his way out of military service in his native country of Serbia and Montenegro. All citizens are required to serve 6 months of military service before age 35, and Vlade has not met this requirement. He may be looking at 1 year in jail! At one point he was being encouraged to run for President, which would have been fitting because it seems that evading real military service is a basic requirement for running a country.
In other news, Vlade Divac is gay. OK, I made that up, but if you have watched any of his cheating flopping on the basketball court, you'll notice that it's always followed by a little too much hugging, kissing, and overall gay love with his teammates. What's the point of this? There really isn't one, except to get the Vlade hating started on this site.