by Brett Edwards
Allegedly. It appears that Vlade Divac (who we despise here at The Association Blog) not only cheats at basketball, but also has cheated his way out of military service in his native country of Serbia and Montenegro. All citizens are required to serve 6 months of military service before age 35, and Vlade has not met this requirement. He may be looking at 1 year in jail! At one point he was being encouraged to run for President, which would have been fitting because it seems that evading real military service is a basic requirement for running a country.
In other news, Vlade Divac is gay. OK, I made that up, but if you have watched any of his cheating flopping on the basketball court, you'll notice that it's always followed by a little too much hugging, kissing, and overall gay love with his teammates. What's the point of this? There really isn't one, except to get the Vlade hating started on this site.

Yeah Dawg, fuck that guy!!!!
Posted by: Toni Kukoc | November 16, 2005 at 04:36 PM
Wow! Vlade looks like a pedofile in this picture. "Het little boy, want some candy?"
Posted by: Craig Kwasniewski | November 20, 2005 at 02:37 AM
Hey.. just read the blog.
You are the biggest fucking idiot im never hoping to meet. Vlade hating? Easily the best international player to ever grace the courts in the NBA and up there with the rest. In his time, he was one of the greatest centres i've ever watched. In the league with robinson, shaq, hakeem and the rest. Its just because of his religion that he's hated on and never given th e recognition which he deserves. If you watched him at Kings at least once, you'd know he dominated the court every single night. Even with bad stats on paper he still influenced the game heavily. The kings were the best team for every season he was there. Its because of players like jackson, bibby and webber that the title was thrown away. He had a bad season at lakers because the lakers needed him within the coaching ranks to be a scout and shit like that before any other team got him, and thats worth 5 mil a year to them.
As for him dodging the military.. he's been playing basketball for the past 20 years, it may have been a little hard to fit it in. It all turned out to be a joke anyway and he was let off.
I also saw the cheap darko shot, now that he's at magic you can trust that he will make you eat your words sooner than you think.
As for the homo pics.. real mature.
Posted by: Ratko Mladic | May 31, 2006 at 10:15 AM
Vlade rules!!! You can just suck his cock and gossip around...none of these bull shit is true! He have a wife, kids..you are so stupid!
He knows how to raise the team, not only on the court,but also on the bench..that is the reason why he is too broadcast, he plays basketball because he enjoy, he loves it! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!
Posted by: Michael Jordan | September 17, 2006 at 02:34 PM
vlade divac is like the best basketball player the only reason he hugs the people is because he is so happy . And the person that wrote that hate letter about Devac is is gay because he does NOT know shet about him. ONE MORE THING I AM ONLY 13 YEARS OLD AND I KNOW MORE ABOUT VLADE DIVAC THEN THAT GAY MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE I AM SERBIAN
Posted by: slobodan | March 17, 2007 at 09:41 AM
dude michael jordan is right u motherfuckers .LOL that is a shame about u pleople writing a message abput divac
Posted by: slobodan | March 17, 2007 at 09:45 AM
i saw the sencond comment by CRAIG KWASNIEWSKI why the fuck do you write things about VLADE DIVAC like you wrote "Wow! Vlade looks like a pedofile in this picture. "Het little boy, want some candy?" gO AND SUCK MY COCK U SON OF A BITCH YOU ARE PROBABLY JELIOUS BECAUSE U R NOT AS RICH AS DIVAZ and i know why u wrote that message because u live in a cabord box u idiot
Posted by: slobodan | March 17, 2007 at 09:52 AM